Jamie thinks She's Funny

As I sit here at Christmas break, surrounded by family and friends, I have come to a realization about my life. For so long, I have been hiding who I am from those I love the most. More importantly, I have been hiding it from myself. But now, more than ever, it is important for me to be true to myself and honest with the world around me. I not only see dead people, but I also have sex with them. I prefer the males, but pretty much any dead, rotting corpse will do. So, if you plan on dying anytime soon, hit me up, because I will be glad to give you an afterlife like you would not believe. Whew....I'm glad I got that off my chest.